Chemistry more like cheMYSTERY because i have no idea what’s going on

(via stoned-ariel)

intensional:

when someone asks to see your phone

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(via tittled)

speedlimit15:

*pronounces “hors d’oeuvres” as “horse divorce”*

(via asian)

harry20l2:

aries: fearless as hell
taurus: reliable as hell
gemini: talkative as hell
cancer: dependable as hell
leo: powerful as hell
virgo: smart as hell
libra: friendly as hell
scorpio: strong as hell
sagittarius: real as hell
capricorn: loyal as hell
aquarius: weird as hell
pisces: nice as hell

(via sorry)

m-u-s-i-c-only:

the strokes - hard to explain

(via aletterto-ellise)