octobootle:

when you think your cramps are finished but then

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(via radical-illusion)

  • october 31st: SPOOOOOOKKKKKY!!!!!!!!!!! buy candy and scaaaary costumes here!!!
  • november 1st: JUST HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOO

mcsnuggie:

at this point my blood is probably 4.3% pasta sauce

(via radical-illusion)

instagrampa:

I’m usually that person who has no idea what’s going on

(via armadillo)

rippleklainebagels:

home is where you fully understand how the shower works

(Source: bakehuntdrink, via pizza)

mcdolands:

*looks at own dick* amazing

(via radical-illusion)

dmolitionlovers:

close the door mom you are letting the emo out

(Source: dmolitionlovers, via armadillo)

I like how on Tumblr we all have lots of sass but in real life we can’t say hi without fucking up.

(Source: shady-brain-farm, via pizza)

laughingstation:

people that have trouble gaining weight

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(Source: sexting-inchurch, via armadillo)